I hate brushing my teeth at night because that signifies that you can't have any more food. I'm just never ready for that kind of commitment.
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Don’t forget, you are what you eat….
I need to eat a skinny person.
I only seem to remember I want to lose weight after eating 9 cookies.
I exercised once, but found I was allergic to it. My skin flushed and my heart raced. I got sweaty and short of breath. Very dangerous.
I choked on a carrot this afternoon, and all I could think was, “I bet a donut wouldn’t have done this to me.”
Today I bought a cupcake without the sprinkles. Diets are hard.
Q: How does the Energizer bunny stay in shape?
A: The Alkaline diet.
-By Sam Benson Smith-
The only difference in my life when I’m on a diet is instead of saying, “I ate nachos,” I say, “I accidentally ate nachos.”—@behindyourback
A whale swims all day, only consumes fish and water, and is fat. A rabbit only eats vegetables, runs and hops all day long, and only lives 5 years. Meanwhile a tortoise doesn’t run and does nothing energetic, yet it lives for 450 years. And… Read More