Skeleton 1: Why are graveyards so noisy?
Skeleton 2: I dunno. Why?
Skeleton 1: Because of all the coffin.
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The skeleton couldn’t keep anything tidy because of his lazy bones.
Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
A: Because you can see right through them!
Q: Why are all of Superman’s costumes tight?
A: They’re all size S.
Q: Why did the headless horseman go into business?
A: He wanted to get ahead in life.
Q: Why did the skeleton climb up the tree?
A: Because a dog was after his bones!
Q: What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires?
Q: How do you get inside a locked cemetery at night?
A: Use a Skeleton Key to unlock the gates!
The skeleton literally didn’t mind that everyone called him a bonehead.