C, E-flat, and G walk into a bar.
The bartender shows them the door and says, “Sorry, we don’t serve minors.”
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Q: Which musical genre makes balloons terrified?
There are so many jokes about classical composers I could write you a Liszt.
What do you call a musician with problems?
A trebled man.
My girlfriend left me because of my obsession with Linkin Park.
But in the end, it doesn’t even matter.
A musician told me he was going to hit me with the neck of his guitar. I replied, “Is that a fret?”
Q: Why do bagpipe players walk while they play?
A: To get away from the noise.
What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
Why shouldn’t you let kids watch big band performances on TV?
Too much sax and violins.