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Q: What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A: A plumpkin.
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Q: When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
A: When you’re a mouse.
Q: What do you call a witch’s garage?
A: A broom closet.
Q: How do vampires get around on Halloween?
A: On blood vessels
Q: The maker of this product does not want it, the buyer does not use it, and the user does not see it. What is it?
A: A coffin.
Q: What goes Ha-ha-ha-ha!, thud!!! and keeps laughing?
A: A monster laughing it’s head off!
Q: Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Q: What’s it called when a vampire has trouble with his house?
A: A grave problem.
Q: What happened to the skeleton who stayed by the fire for too long?
A: He became bone dry