Q: What does the narcissistic cat say as she looks in the mirror?
A: I am pawsitively gorgeous.
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Q. What do cats do after having an argument?
A. Hiss and make up.
Q: What kind of sports car does a cat drive?
A: A Furrari.
You’re not feline well?
Do you need a purramedic?
Q. What do you call it when a cat wins first place at a dog show?
A. A cat-has-trophy.
Q: Is he catatonic?
A: No, just taking a cat nap.
Q: What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
A: An octo-puss.
Q. What’s a cat’s favorite Shakespeare play?
A. Romeow and Mew-liet.
Q. What’s a British cat’s favorite fantasy book?
A. Hairy Pawter and the Philoso-purr’s Stone.