Q: What does the narcissistic cat say as she looks in the mirror?
A: I am pawsitively gorgeous.
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Q: What did the cat say when his friend asked if he was lying?
A: I’m not kitten you.
Q: What kind of sports car does a cat drive?
A: A Furrari.
Q: There were 10 cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left?
A: None, because they were all a bunch of copycats.
I am not a scaredy cat.
But, I must admit, cat puns freak meowt.
No wonder he has such cattitude.
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with a bottle of vinegar?
A: A sourpuss!
Did you hear about the woman who refused to get her female cat spayed? She was arrested for littering.
You’re not feline well?
Do you need a purramedic?