Q: What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
A: An octo-puss.
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Q: What did the cat say when his friend asked if he was lying?
A: I’m not kitten you.
Q: What does the narcissistic cat say as she looks in the mirror?
A: I am pawsitively gorgeous.
Q. What’s a tomcat’s ultimate romantic goal?
A. To find a nice girl cat and whisker away.
Q. What’s a British cat’s favorite fantasy book?
A. Hairy Pawter and the Philoso-purr’s Stone.
Q: What do you get if you cross a cat with Father Christmas?
A: Santa Claws!
I am not a scaredy cat.
But, I must admit, cat puns freak meowt.
Q. What do cats do after having an argument?
A. Hiss and make up.
Q: Why did the cat join the Red Cross?
A: She wanted to be a first-aid kit!