Q: What do you call a cat with eight legs that likes to swim?
A: An octo-puss.
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Q: What do you call a cat that gets anything it wants?
Q. What’s a British cat’s favorite fantasy book?
A. Hairy Pawter and the Philoso-purr’s Stone.
Q: Wanna hear a bad cat joke?
A: Just kitten!
Q: What did the gym coach say to the cat?
A: Have you paid your annual fleas?
Did you hear about the woman who refused to get her female cat spayed? She was arrested for littering.
Q. What’s a cat’s favorite Shakespeare play?
A. Romeow and Mew-liet.
Q: Is he catatonic?
A: No, just taking a cat nap.
Q: Why did the cat join the Red Cross?
A: She wanted to be a first-aid kit!