Q. Which of Santa's reindeer has the worst manners?
A. RUDE-olph, of course!
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Q: What do you call a bankrupt Santa?
A: Saint Nickel-less.
Q: What do you call someone who doesn’t believe in Father Christmas?
A: A rebel without a Claus.
Q: What do you get if you cross Father Christmas with a detective?
A: Santa Clues!
Q: What’s as big as Santa but weighs nothing?
A: Santa’s shadow!
Did you hear that Santa knows karate?
He has a black belt.
Q: What is Santa’s primary language?
A: North Polish.
Q: Why did Santa get a parking ticket last Christmas Eve?
A: He was making a special delivery and left his sleigh in a snow parking zone.
Q: What’s Santa’s favorite song by the Ramones?
A: Blitzen-krieg Bop.