Q. What did the astronomer's friends do after he didn't win the Nobel Prize?
A. They gave him a constellation prize.
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Are you going to finish that atom? You want to split it?
Q. How much room does a fungus need to grow?
A. As mushroom as possible.
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A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, “No, I’m traveling light.”
Q: What did their parents say when they heard that Oxygen and Magnesium were going to get married?
What did the beach say when the tide came in? … Long time no sea.
Q. What do scientists use to freshen their breath?
In 1905, Albert Einstein published a theory about space.
And it was about time.
Q: How often do you like jokes about elements?