Q. What did the astronomer's friends do after he didn't win the Nobel Prize?
A. They gave him a constellation prize.
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Q: If H2O is the formula for water, what is the formula for ice?
A: H2O cubed
Q. Why do people make bad chemistry jokes?
A. Because all the good ones Argon.
Q: Why didn’t the sun go to college?
Q. What do clouds do when they become rich?
A. They make it rain!
Q. Did you hear the one about the astronaut who stepped in gum?
A. He got stuck in Orbit.
Q: What would you call a funny element?
A: He he he (helium helium helium)
Q. Why couldn’t the astronaut book a room on the moon?
A. It was full!
Q. What do scientists use to freshen their breath?