Candice door open, or am I stuck out here?
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Convex go to prison!
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind—are you a pig, or an owl?!
No, to whom.
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Tank.Tank who?You’re welcome!
Water those plants or they’re going to die!
Alpaca the suitcase, you load up the car!
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
Harry up and let me in!