All Opposed Say Neigh
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“Um.” —First horse that got ridden
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Equations are the devil’s sentences.
Just when I discovered the meaning of life, they changed it.
Something very sad about the fact that I haven’t read Moby Dick, but I have read the Kindergarten Cop Wikipedia page.
Correct punctuation: the difference between a sentence that’s well-written and a sentence that’s, well, written.
People always ask me how long
it takes to do my hair. I don’t know. I’m never there.
A good sermon should have a good beginning and a good ending, and they should be as close together as possible.—George Burns
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As soon as the hospital made me put on one of those little gowns, I knew the end was in sight.
Adam Joshua Smargon, Newark, Delaware