Q: Why shouldn’t you let kids watch big band performances on TV?
A: Too much sax and violins.
Q: What is Beethoven doing now?
Q: What do you get when you drop a piano down a mineshaft?
A: A-flat minor
Q: What happens if you play a county song backwards?
A: Your wife returns to you, your dog comes back to life, and you get out of prison.
Q: What do you get when you play New Age music backwards?
A: New Age music.
Q: Why do bagpipe players walk while they play?
A: To get away from the noise.
Q: Why did the burglars decide to rob a music store?
A: For the lute.
There are so many jokes about classical composers I could write you a Liszt.