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Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Alex.Alex who?Hey, Alex the questions around here!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Ken.Ken who?Ken you let me in?
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Annie.Annie who?Annie body going to open the door already?
I didn’t know you liked Japanese poetry!
Pecan somebody your own size!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?WeevilWeevil who?Weevil weevil rock you.—Contributed by Lubna Wali
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
A: Gladys, who?