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Carmen let me in already!
Owls say who?
Yes, they do.
Claire the way; I’m coming in!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Wendy.Wendy who?Wendy bell works again I won’t have to knock anymore.
Snow use. I forgot my name again!
Otto know what’s taking you so long!
Justin the neighborhood and thought I’d come over.
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Broken pencil.Broken pencil who?Forget it—this joke is pointless.