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Sherlock your door shut tight.
Noah any place I can get a bite to eat?
Water those plants or they’re going to die!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?WeevilWeevil who?Weevil weevil rock you.—Contributed by Lubna Wali
Ben knocking for 20 minutes!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Figs.Figs who?Figs your doorbell, it’s not working!
Luke through the keyhole to see!