For a man to truly understand rejection… he must first be ignored by a cat.
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Q: Why did the cat wear a dress?
A: She was feline fine.
What do cats like to eat for breakfast? Mice Krispies.
Q: What is a cat’s favorite color?
Q: Why don’t cats like online shopping?
A: They prefer a cat-alogue.
My cat just walked up to the paper shredder and said, “Teach me
everything you know.”
Q: Why was the cat disqualified from the game?
A: It was a cheetah.
Q: What do you call at cat that goes bowling?
A: An alley cat
They make cat food out of cow, fish, turkey, chicken & lamb meat—but not mouse meat, which is probably all cats want.