Honestly Kind of Fugly Abe
If I were two-faced, would I be wearing this one?
The latest parenting fads, according to the Onion:
• Couples are waiting to announce their pregnancy until after their child has graduated college and become a partner in a successful law firm.
• Parents are choosing not to learn the gender of their obstetrician.
• As part of the new Infinity Womb trend, women are using a wide range of Lamaze, strength-training, and yoga techniques to forcefully prevent their children from ever leaving their wombs, forever protecting them from the harsh realities of the world.