Q: What does the skeleton chef say when he serves you a meal?
A: "Bone Appetit!"
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That skeleton sure brought his appetite to the picnic—and also some spare ribs.
Q: What do birds say on Halloween to get candy?
Q: Why did the vampire get fired from the blood bank?
A: He was caught drinking on the job!
Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
A: Because you can see right through them!
Q: Why are all of Superman’s costumes tight?
A: They’re all size S.
Q: What do you call a monster with no neck?
A: The Lost Neck Monster.
Q: How do vampires get around on Halloween?
A: On blood vessels
Skeletons are great at stand-up comedy—when they use their funny bone.