Q. Why do people make bad chemistry jokes?
A. Because all the good ones Argon.
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Q. What do clouds do when they become rich?
A. They make it rain!
Are you going to finish that atom? You want to split it?
Q. What does Earth say to tease the other planets?
A. “You guys have no life.”
Once I told a Chemistry joke. There was no Reaction.
Q: What is a tornado’s favorite game to play?
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, “No, I’m traveling light.”
Q. What do scientists use to freshen their breath?