Oink oink who?
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Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Figs.Figs who?Figs your doorbell, it’s not working!
Irish you a Merry Christmas!
Okay, now you say, “Control Freak who?”
Nun of your business!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Tank.Tank who?You’re welcome!
Radio not, here I come!