Q. How do Earth, Saturn, and Neptune organize a party?
A. They planet.
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We really need to stop talking about mitosis. It’s such a divisive issue.
Q: What do planets like to read?
A: Comet books!
A photon checks into a hotel and is asked if he needs any help with his luggage. He says, “No, I’m traveling light.”
Q: Why didn’t the sun go to college?
Q: What would you call a funny element?
A: He he he (helium helium helium)
When she told me I was average, she was just being mean.
Once I told a Chemistry joke. There was no Reaction.
Q: Why are chemists great for solving problems?
A: They have all the solutions.