Police hurry—I'm freezing out here!
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Claire the way; I’m coming in!
Convex go to prison!
Honeydew you want to hear some garden jokes?
Canoe open the door?
Godiva terrible headache, do you have an aspirin?
Sherlock your door shut tight.
Says me, that’s who!
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!