Q: What did the grandma cat say to her grandson when she saw him slouching?
A: You need to pay more attention to my pawsture.
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Q. What does a cat have that no other animal has?
What is a cat’s favorite song? Three Blind Mice.
I dressed my dog up as a cat for Halloween. Now he won’t come when I call him.
Why don’t cats play poker in the jungle? Too many cheetahs.
When my daughter and I caught only one perch on our fishing trip—not enough for even a modest lunch—we decided to feed it to her two cats. She put our catch in their dish and watched as the two pampered pets sniffed at the fish but … Read More
Q: What do you call at cat that goes bowling?
A: An alley cat
Q: Why did the cat run away from the tree?
A: It was scared of its bark.
Living in a household with eight indoor cats requires buying large amounts of kitty litter, which I usually get in 25-pound bags—100 pounds at a time. When I was going to be out of town for a week, I decided to go to the supermarket to … Read More