The Last Facebook Status Update
Frank Ferri … is standing over a patient in the operating room, scalpel in hand, wishing he hadn’t lied on his résumé about being a surgeon. Here goes nothing … Frank Ferri … is in a marriage-counseling … Read More
After setting off the alarms at airport security, I was escorted behind a curtain. As two female officials "wanded" me, the senior officer gave instructions to the trainee on proper technique: first down the front of my body, then up the back of me, and—much to my embarrassment—up between my legs.
After she was done, her boss congratulated her.
"Great job," she said. "Now do it again. But this time, try turning on the wand."