Q: Why did the dog need help on his Pros and Cons chart?
A: He was CON-fused!
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Q: How did the little Scottish dog feel when he saw a monster?
Q: What kind of dog does Dracula have?
A: A bloodhound!
Q: What do you get if you cross a sheepdog with a jelly?
A: The collie wobbles!
“For sale: Eight puppies from a German shepherd and an Alaskan hussy.”
Q. Why aren’t dogs good dancers?
A. Because they have two left feet!
I hide photos on my computer of me petting animals at the zoo in
a file named Fireworks and vacuums so my dog won’t find them.
Just realized a pregnant dog is a dog full of puppies. That’s the best.
Q: What do you call a dog magician?
A: A labracadabrador.