Q: Why did the man use ketchup in the rain?
A: Because it was raining cats and hot dogs
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Q: What do you call a wet bear?
A: A drizzly bear
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Why does moisture destroy leather? When it’s raining, cows don’t go up to the farmhouse yelling, “Let us in! We’re all wearing leather! We’re going to ruin the whole outfit here!”
Q: What is a king’s favorite kind of precipitation?
Q: Where do snowmen keep their money?
A: In a snow bank.
Q: What type of cloud is so lazy, because it will never get up?
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Q: What does it do before it rains candy?
A: It sprinkles!