Q: What did one raindrop say to the other?
A: Two's company, three's a cloud
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What do you call dangerous precipitation?
Q: What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
A: One is reined up and the other rains down.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?
Q: How do hurricanes see?
A: With one eye!
Q: Why did the woman go outdoors with her purse open?
A: Because she expected some change in the weather.
Q: What did the evaporating raindrop say?
A: I’m going to pieces.
Red sky at night, shepherd’s
delight. Blue sky at night, day.
Humorist Tom Parry
Q: What did the thermometer say to the other thermometer?
A: You make my temperature rise.