Q: How many vegans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Two, one to change it and one to check for animal ingredients.
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Q: When should you go on a cheese diet?
A: If you need to cheddar few pounds.
It took a lot of will power. But I finally gave up dieting.
My brain said “crunches” but my stomach auto-corrected it to “cupcakes.”
The only difference in my life when I’m on a diet is instead of saying “I ate nachos,” I say “I accidentally ate nachos.”
The most fattening thing that you can put in an ice cream sundae is the spoon.
A successful diet is the triumph of mind over platter.
I’m going to open up a low carb bakery and I’m going to call it No Bun Intended.
I’m not fat, but I’m not thin either. I’m at a point where you can definitely tell I like chocolate cake.