7 Funny French Fast-Food Restaurants
The Week asked its readers to come up with the name of a French fast-food restaurant:
•Kentucky Fried Chic
•Tore de Pants
•Have It Eur Way
•Chomps É… Read More
Are you a redneck? Want to be one? Take the Redneck IQ test and see how well you fare. Don’t look for answers. If you need them, you’re no redneck.
1) Which of these cars will rust out quickest when placed on blocks in your front yard?
’65 Ford Fairlane
’69 Chevrolet Chevelle
’64 Pontiac GTO
2) Calculate the smallest limb diameter on a persimmon tree that will support a ten-pound possum.
3) A woodcutter has a chain saw, which operates at 2700 rpm. The density of the pine trees in the plot to be harvested is 470 per acre. The plot is 2.3 acres in size. The average tree diameter is 14 inches. Here’s the question: How many Budweisers will be drunk before the trees are cut down?
4) If your uncle builds a still that produces 20 gallons of shine per hour, how many car radiators are required to condense the product?