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Reporting for Duty

A soldier in my National Guard platoon became concerned when the Army insisted that he sign up for direct deposit.

"It’s not going to work for me," he said, panicked.

"Why not?" I asked.

"Because I use my Guard pay for spending money."


"For the past ten years, I’ve been telling my wife that I serve for free!"