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“Time heals all wombs.”
“The seizure salad … is so good.”
“I have no clue why people don’t like hammy downs … Who doesn’t like free clothes?”
Two American tourists are driving through Wales. They decide to stop for a bite to eat in the village of Llanfairpwllgwyngyllgogerychwyrndrobwllllantysiliogo-
Baffled by the name, one of them turns to a local and asks, "Would you please say where we are—very slowly?"
The Welshman leans over and says, very slowly, "Burrr-gerrr Kinngg."
*We kid you not! The 3,000 people in this community on the island of Anglesey must spend hours writing their return address.