Robin you—hand over the cash!
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Scold outside—let me in!
Radio not, here I come!
Eysore do love you!
Honeydew you want to hear some garden jokes?
…Hanna partridge in a pear tree!
Olive you and I don’t care who knows it!
Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Broken pencil.Broken pencil who?Forget it—this joke is pointless.