Q: What did the hail storm say to the roof?
A: Hang onto your shingles, this will be no ordinary sprinkles.
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How do you prevent a Summer cold? Catch it in the Winter!
Q: What did one raindrop say to the other?
A: Two’s company, three’s a cloud
What did the snowman and his wife put over their baby’s crib?
What do you call a snowman that tells tall tales?
Q: Can Bees fly in the rain?
A: Not without their yellow jackets.
What do snowmen eat for lunch?
Q: What’s the difference between a horse and the weather?
A: One is reined up and the other rains down.
What do you get from sitting on the snow too long?