Confucius say, man who runs behind car will get exhausted, but man who runs in front of car will get tired.
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“Pickup artists” and “garbagemen” should switch names.
What did the beach say as the tide came in?
Long time, no sea.
Don’t go bacon my heart.
I couldn’t if I fried.
Q: What kind of coat is always wet when you put it on?
A: A coat of paint.
It’s often a challenge to explain to strangers exactly what I do in the aerospace industry. At one gathering, I didn’t even try. I just said, "I’m a defense contractor." One of the guys was intrigued. "So, … Read More
Someone stole my toilet and the police have nothing to go on.
Q: What do you call a thieving crocodile?
A: A crookodile
Why should you never breakup with a goalie?
Because he’s a keeper.