Q: How do you know Santa Claus is good at karate?
A: He has a black belt!
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Q. What’s St. Nicholas’s favorite measurement in the metric system?
A. The Santameter!
By Briana, age 7
Q. What’s red and white and falls down chimneys?
A. Santa Klutz!
Q: Where does Santa stay when he’s on vacation?
A: At a Ho-ho-ho-tel.
Q: What do reindeer say before they tell a joke?
A: This will sleigh you
Q: Which holiday mascot has the least spare change?
A: St. Nickel-less