My kitchen floor is sticky, and
I had to do something about it. So finally I went out and bought some slippers.
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Hell hath no fury like a woman who has accidentally napped.
The Complete Law and Order boxed set is now available for only $300. The perfect gift for someone unaware of the existence of USA
250 lbs here on Earth is 94.5 lbs on Mercury. No, I’m not fat. I’m just not on the right planet.
A Canadian psychologist is selling a video that teaches you how to test your dog’s IQ. Here’s how it works: If you spend $12.99 for the video, your dog is smarter than you.
If you can’t beat them, arrange
to have them beaten.
It’s not that I’m afraid to die. I just don’t want to be there when it happens.
Equations are the devil’s sentences.
What do fish say when they hit a concrete wall?…Dam!