Q: How can you tell when a vampire has been in a bakery?
A: All the jelly has been sucked out of the jelly doughnuts.
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Q: Why can’t the boy ghost have babies?
A: Because he has a Hallo-weenie.
Q: Why are skeletons so calm?
A: Because nothing gets under their skin!
Q: Why are skeletons so good at chopping down trees?
A: They’re LUMBARjacks!
Q: Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Q: When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
A: When you’re a mouse.
Q: How do you get inside a locked cemetery at night?
A: Use a Skeleton Key to unlock the gates!
The skeleton ordered a cabernet wine with a full body because he didn’t have one.
Q: What do you call a monster with no neck?
A: The Lost Neck Monster.