Q. What starts with "e," ends with "e," and contains one letter?
A. An envelope.
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Q: Why was the chef embarrassed?
A: Because he saw the salad dressing!
Q: What do you break before you use it?
A: An egg!
Q: The man who made it doesn’t want it. The man who bought it doesn’t need it. The man who needs it doesn’t know it. What am I talking about?
A: A coffin.
Q: Which month has 28 days?
A: All of them, silly!
Q. There are three apples on a table and you take away two of them. How many apples do you have now?
A. Two, of course!
Q: What starts with a P, ends with an E, and has thousands of letters?
A: The Post Office!
Q. How many cats can you put in an empty box?
A. One. After that, the box isn’t empty anymore.
Q: What kind of cheese is made backwards?