It's hard to lose weight when you have an overactive knife and fork.
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My snack got lost in my purse, so I guess I’m on a diet now.—@msgweni
My fitness coach told me to bend down and touch my toes. I said, “I don’t have that kind of relationship with my feet. Can I just wave?” —@KerryKatona7
It took a lot of willpower, but I finally gave up dieting.
Nutrition question: How many Skittles equal one serving of fruit?
I’m not fat, but I’m not thin either. I’m at a point where you can definitely tell I like chocolate cake.
Q: How did Native Americans say vegetarian?
A: “Bad hunter!”
Q: What do you call a Vegetarian with diarrhea?
A: A salad shooter.
What do you get when you put the right amount of meat and vegetables on a scale? A balanced meal.