The favored historical ruler of skeletons is none other than Napoleon Bone-a-part.
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Q. What has hundreds of ears but can’t hear a thing?
A. A cornfield!
Q: What’s it like to be kissed by a vampire?
A: It’s a pain in the neck.
Q: What did the mummy ghost say to the noisy young ghost who kept interrupting?
A: “Spook when you’re spooken to.”
Skeleton 1: Why are graveyards so noisy?
Skeleton 2: I dunno. Why?
Skeleton 1: Because of all the coffin.
Q: What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A: A plumpkin.
Q: What do you call a monster with no neck?
A: The Lost Neck Monster.
Q: What is a vampire’s pet peeve?
A: A Tourniquet!
The skeleton decided to bone up on the facts for the big exam.