Hippo 1: You're fat.
Hippo 2: That's very hippo-critical.
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You’re giraffing me crazy.
I’m owl by myself.
You have cat to be kitten me right now.
Q: Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
A: Someone told him to get a long little doggy.
Stand back, or I’ll beat you with my bear hands!
Whale, whale, whale…look who was right again.
What did the flamingo post on her dating profile?
That’s the sealiest thing I’ve ever heard!