Hippo 1: You're fat.
Hippo 2: That's very hippo-critical.
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Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
What did the flamingo post on her dating profile?
You have cat to be kitten me right now.
Q. What does a dolphin say when he’s confused?
A. Can you please be more Pacific?
What do you mean I’m not a bear? I have all of the koalafications!
Well, this is hawkward.
What is every whale’s favorite greeting?
Q: Why did the cowboy buy a dachshund?
A: Someone told him to get a long little doggy.