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Q: Why did the banana go to the doctor?
A: It wasn't peeling well
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Q: What do you call and owl that does magic tricks?
Q: What did the watermelon say to the cantaloupe?
A: You’re one in a melon
I love you from my head tomatoes
What do you call a thieving alligator? A Crookodile
What do you call a pig that does karate? Pork chop
Q: What do you call a lazy kangaroo?
A: A pouch potato
Q: How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
A: You rocket