Q: How can you tell if a vampire has a horrible cold?
A: By his deep loud coffin!
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Every Sunday, the skeleton plays his organ for the congregation.
Did you hear about the skeleton that dropped out of medical school? He just didn’t have the stomach for it.
Q. What has hundreds of ears but can’t hear a thing?
A. A cornfield!
The skeleton couldn’t help being afraid of the storm—he just didn’t have any guts.
Q: How did the skeleton know it was going to rain on Halloween?
A: He could feel it in his bones!
Q: Why did the skeleton climb up the tree?
A: Because a dog was after his bones!
Q: What happened to the pirate ship that sank in the sea full of sharks?
A: It came back with a skeleton crew!
Q: Where does a ghost go on vacation?