Q: How can you tell if a vampire has a horrible cold?
A: By his deep loud coffin!
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Skeletons serve tea and coffee on bone china—watch out for chips!
Q: Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Q: What is a recess at a mortuary called?
A: A Coffin Break!
Q: Why are all of Superman’s costumes tight?
A: They’re all size S.
Q: What do you call a witch’s garage?
A: A broom closet.
Q: What did the mummy ghost say to the noisy young ghost who kept interrupting?
A: “Spook when you’re spooken to.”
Q: What is a vampire’s pet peeve?
A: A Tourniquet!
Q: Why didn’t the scarecrow eat dinner?
A: He was already stuffed.