Q: How can you tell if a vampire has a horrible cold?
A: By his deep loud coffin!
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Q: What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A: A necktarine!
Q: Where does a ghost go on vacation?
Q: How do you make a witch itch?
A: Take away the W.
Q: What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A: A plumpkin.
Q: Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A: For the Boos.
Q: What did one thirsty vampire say to the other as they were passing the morgue?
A: Let’s stop in for a cool one!
Q: Why didn’t the zombie go to school?
A: He felt rotten!
Q: Why do girl ghosts go on diets?
A: So they can keep their ghoulish figures.