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Q: How can you tell if a vampire has a horrible cold?
A: By his deep loud coffin!
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The skeleton couldn’t help being afraid of the storm—he just didn’t have any guts.
Q: What goes Ha-ha-ha-ha!, thud!!! and keeps laughing?
A: A monster laughing it’s head off!
Q: How do you make a witch itch?
A: Take away the W.
Q: Why don’t mummies take time off?
A: They’re afraid to unwind.
The skeleton literally didn’t mind that everyone called him a bonehead.
The skeleton didn’t like to talk on the rotary skelephone—he preferred his cell bone.
The skeleton couldn’t keep anything tidy because of his lazy bones.
The favored historical ruler of skeletons is none other than Napoleon Bone-a-part.