Q: How can you tell if a vampire has a horrible cold?
A: By his deep loud coffin!
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Q: Why are ghosts bad liars?
A. Because you can see right through them!
Q: How do you make a witch itch?
A: Take away the W.
Q: Why didn’t the skeleton dance at the Halloween party?
A: He had no body to dance with!
The favorite mode of travel for skeleton pilots is—wait for it—the scareplane or the skelecopter.
Q: What do skeletons say before eating?
A: Bone Appetit!
Q: Why are ghosts so bad at lying?
A: Because you can see right through them!
The skeleton decided to bone up on the facts for the big exam.
The skeleton didn’t like to talk on the rotary skelephone—he preferred his cell bone.