Q: What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
A: A Trombone!
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Q: Why didn’t the zombie go to school?
A: He felt rotten!
I wanted to tell a skeleton pun, but I don’t have the guts for it.
Q: What do ghosts use to wash their hair?
Q: When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
A: When you’re a mouse.
The skeleton literally didn’t mind that everyone called him a bonehead.
Q: How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
A: You use a pumpkin patch!
Q: What does a panda ghost eat?
Q: Where does a ghost go on vacation?