Q: What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
A: A Trombone!
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Q: Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A: For the Boos.
Every Sunday, the skeleton plays his organ for the congregation.
Q: Where do ghosts like to travel on vacation?
A: The Dead Sea!
Q: What is a vampire’s favorite fruit?
A: A necktarine!
Q: What do you call a fat pumpkin?
A: A plumpkin.
Q: Why did the Vampire read the New York Times?
A: He heard it had great circulation.
Q: What is in a ghost’s nose?
Q: When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
A: When you’re a mouse.