Q: What is a skeleton's favorite musical instrument?
A: A Trombone!
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Q. What does the ghost call his true love?
A. My ghoul-friend.
Q: What do ghosts wear when their eyesight gets blurred?
Q: How do you mend a broken Jack-o-lantern?
A: With a pumpkin patch.
The skeleton knew what would happen next—he could just feel it in his bones.
Q: Why did the ghost go into the bar?
A: For the Boos.
Skeletons are great at stand-up comedy—when they use their funny bone.
The skeleton couldn’t help being afraid of the storm—he just didn’t have any guts.
Q: How do vampires get around on Halloween?
A: On blood vessels