The one instrument that the skeleton can play better than others is the trom-bone.
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Q: What do you call a witch who lives on a beach?
A: A sand-witch
Q: How can you tell if a vampire has a horrible cold?
A: By his deep loud coffin!
Q: Who was the most famous skeleton detective?
A: Sherlock Bones
Q: Why don’t mummies take time off?
A: They’re afraid to unwind.
Q: When is it bad luck to be followed by a black cat?
A: When you’re a mouse.
Q: What do you call a man who lures women into his place and turns them into ghastly freaks?
A: A 1980’s hairdresser!
Q: What is a vampire’s pet peeve?
A: A Tourniquet!
Q: Where do ghosts like to travel on vacation?
A: The Dead Sea!