If the local coffee shop has awarded you "Employee of the Month" and you don't even work there, you may be drinking too much coffee.
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Q: What is best Beatles song?
A: Latte Be
Q: What did the Brazilian coffee say to the Indonesian coffee?
A: “What’s Sumatra with you?”
Q: What do you call sad coffee?
A man walks into a coffee shop carrying a big chunk of asphalt under his arm. At the counter he says, “I’ll take a large latte for myself, please, and one for the road.”
A tall blonde walks into Starbucks. The barista says, “Hey, we have a drink named after you!”
The blonde says, “You have a drink named Tiffani?”
Q: Why do they call coffee mud?
A: Because it was ground a couple of minutes ago.
Q: How are coffee beans like kids?
A: They’re always getting grounded!
Q: Why did the espresso keep checking his watch?
A: Because he was pressed for time.