Q: How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm?
A: His sleigh is flown by raindeer
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Q: What’s Santa’s dog’s name?
A: Santa Paws!
Q: How does Santa sing the alphabet?
A: A B C D E F G…
H I J K L M N
Oh!, Oh!, Oh!,
P Q R S T U V W X Y Z!
Q. Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A. Because they’re Santa’s star bucks!
Q: What do you call Santa’s helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses.
Q: Why does St. Nick like the Temptations’ version of Silent Night best?
A: Because Santa Was A Rolling Stone.
Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Q: What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
A: Crisp Kringle.
Q: Why does Santa have 3 gardens?
A: So he can ho-ho-ho.