Q: How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm?
A: His sleigh is flown by raindeer
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Q. Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A. Because they’re Santa’s star bucks!
Q: What’s Santa’s dog’s name?
A: Santa Paws!
Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish
Q: What is Santa Claus’ laundry detergent of choice?
Q: How does Santa keep his bathroom tiles immaculate?
A: He uses Comet.
Q: Why does Santa go down the chimney?
A: Because it soots him!
Q. What’s Santa Claus’s favorite type of potato chip?
A. Crisp Pringles!
Q: How do you know Santa Claus is good at karate?
A: He has a black belt!