Q: How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm?
A: His sleigh is flown by raindeer
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Q: What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus?
Q: Why does Santa have elves in his workshop?
A: Because the Seven Dwarfs were busy!
Q: What is Santa Claus’ laundry detergent of choice?
Q: Who is Santa’s favorite singer?
A: Elf-is Presley.
Q: What do you call Santa’s helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses.
Q: Why did Santa get a parking ticket last Christmas Eve?
A: He was making a special delivery and left his sleigh in a snow parking zone.
Q: What nationality is Santa Claus?
A: North Polish
Q: How does Santa keep his bathroom tiles immaculate?
A: He uses Comet.