Q: How can Santa deliver presents during a thunderstorm?
A: His sleigh is flown by raindeer
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Q. Which of Santa’s reindeer has the worst manners?
A. RUDE-olph, of course!
Q: Where does Santa stay when he’s on vacation?
A: At a Ho-ho-ho-tel.
Q: What do you call someone who doesn’t believe in Father Christmas?
A: A rebel without a Claus.
Q: What’s Santa’s dog’s name?
A: Santa Paws!
Q: What do you get if Santa goes down the chimney when a fire is lit?
A: Crisp Kringle.
Q: How does Santa sing the alphabet?
A: A B C D E F G…
H I J K L M N
Oh!, Oh!, Oh!,
P Q R S T U V W X Y Z!
Q: What’s Santa’s favorite song by the Ramones?
A: Blitzen-krieg Bop.
Q: What do you call Santa’s helpers?
A: Subordinate Clauses.