Q. What's Jack Frost's favorite part of the school day?
A. Snow and tell.
By Joshua S., Lafayette, Ind.
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Q: Why does Santa go down the chimney?
A: Because it soots him!
Q: Why did Scrooge keep a pet lamb?
A: Because it would say, “Baaaaahh humbug!”
Four-year-old to her two-year-old sister: “Let’s play Christmas. I’ll be Santa Claus and you can be a present and I’ll give you away.”
—Contributed by Mrs. Kenneth Labaugh
Q: Why are Christmas trees so fond of the past?
A: Because the present’s beneath them.
Q: What’s Santa’s favorite snack food?
A: Crisp Pringles.
Q: Why did the children call St. Nick “Santa Caus”?
A: Because there was Noël.
Q. What did the peanut butter say to the grape on Christmas?
A. “‘Tis the season to be jelly!”
Q: Where do you find reindeer?
A: It depends on where you leave them!