Snow use. I forgot my name again!
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I don’t just like bread, I loaf it.
Q: Knock, knock. A: Who’s there? Q: Wooden shoe. A: Wooden shoe, who?
Yule log who?
Yule log the door after you let me in, won’t you?
No thanks, I prefer peanuts.
Two knee who?
Two knee fish!
You know, your Santa impression could use a little work.
Leaf Me Alone!
Oink oink who?
Make up your mind—are you a pig, or an owl?!