My girlfriend and I often laugh about how competitive we are.
But I laugh more.
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I think the Discovery Channel should be on a different channel every day.
A farmer counted 196 cows in
the field. But when he rounded them up, he had 200.
Old lawyers never die; they just lose their appeal.
Moses had the first tablet that could connect to the cloud.
Q. What did the Zero say to the Eight?A. "Nice belt!"
I walked up to a tourist information booth and asked them to tell me about a couple of people who were here last year.
Television is a medium because anything well done is rare.—Fred Allen
Just realized a pregnant dog is a dog full of puppies. That’s the best.