Q: Why does St. Nick like the Temptations’ version of Silent Night best?
A: Because Santa Was A Rolling Stone.
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Q. What does the Gingerbread Man use to make his bed?
A. Cookie sheets!
Q: How much did Santa pay for his sleigh?
A: Nothing, it was on the house!
Did you hear that Rudolph the Red-Nosed Reindeer never went to school?
That’s right—he was elf taught.
Q: What kind of bike does Santa Claus ride?
A: A Holly Davidson.
Q: How is the alphabet different on Christmas than any other day?
A: On Christmas, it has Noel.
Q: How did Scrooge win the football game?
A: The ghost of Christmas passed
Q: Why did the Christmas tree go to the barber?
A: It needed to be trimmed.
Q: What cars do elves drive?
A: A toyYoda.