The skeleton ordered a cabernet wine with a full body because he didn't have one.
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Q: What is a recess at a mortuary called?
A: A Coffin Break!
Q: What would be the national holiday for a nation of vampires?
Q: What do you call a witch’s garage?
A: A broom closet.
Q: Why did the skeleton climb up the tree?
A: Because a dog was after his bones!
Q: How do you fix a damaged jack-o-lantern?
A: You use a pumpkin patch!
Q: How do you get inside a locked cemetery at night?
A: Use a Skeleton Key to unlock the gates!
The skeleton didn’t like to talk on the rotary skelephone—he preferred his cell bone.
Q: What is a vampire’s pet peeve?
A: A Tourniquet!