Q: How do you organize a space party?
A: You planet
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Q: How do you put a baby alien to sleep?
A: You rocket
If you were a fruit, you’d be a fine-apple
Q: What did the watermelon say to the cantaloupe?
A: You’re one in a melon
What do you call a thieving alligator? A Crookodile
Q: What did the volcano say to his wife?
A: I lava you
Q: What do you call and owl that does magic tricks?
What do you call a bee that can’t make up its mind? A Maybe
Don’t go bacon my heart.
I couldn’t if I fried.